AI

This section is currently for AI related tidbits.

• Preamble to feed AI chatbots to keep them inline.

  Have you ever gotten tired of AI chatbots that hallucinate?

  • Bot: This script prints the status of your sound card.

  • User: But this only works on Linux. I said FreeBSD.

  • Bot: My apologies. Which version of FreeBSD are you targeting, so that I may accurately provide you with a working script?

  • User: This is for FreeBSD N.

  • Bot: Try this one that is written specifically for FreeBSD using the mixer(1) interface.

  • User: Huh? That is still only usable on Linux.

  • Bot: Thank you for being so patient while we work through this. After verifying how the FreeBSD mixer works, I am confident this script will work.

  • User: That is still for Linux!

    • *User proceeds to bang head on desk*

  • Bot: That must hurt. Try this script, specifically for Linux, on your FreeBSD system. I am sure it will work this time! *giggles*

  Does your AI go in circles when trying to debug things?

  • Bot: Try this (attempt 1)

  • Bot: Now try this (attempt 2).

  • Bot: That did not work so try this (attempt 3).

  • Bot: I apologize, but this will definitely work (attempt 1 again)!

  Does your AI act like a yes-man even when it is obvious that you are wrong?

  • User: I want “this”.

  • Bot: You are absolutely right.

  • User: Actually, I was wrong and want the opposite.

  • Bot: You are absolutely right.

  • User: Hey! Make up your mind.

  • Bot: You are absolutely right.

  • User: I think you are just messing with me.

  • Bot: You are absolutely right.

  Well, this may help. Give the AI bot some requirements upfront.